“6:20 p.m. A girl who looks to be about four years old walks into the dining room wearing bright orange lipstick, and the hostess gives her crayons. She is my only rival for command of this TGI Friday’s.”
This whole article made me laugh, but this line made me absolutely howl:
Life is a like a box of of mozzarella sticks. You never know what you’re gonna get, but you can predict with 100 percent accuracy that it will be a mozzarella stick.
"It’s the ghost"
I am the ghost.
I KEEP GETTING THIS MAYBE I SHOULD WATCH GAME OF THRONES
No idea who you are, came here to see this.
things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:
- the great gatsby
- romeo & juliet
- the phantom of the opera
big elbow ski
Harold and Maiden was excellent if a little dark
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Someone posted a threesome story to /r/thatHappened and I’m being downvoted by sexless nerds for pointing out that threesomes happen all the time.
was this movie even real
this movie is called Kung Fu Hustle and you owe it to yourself to watch it
Parents, you owe it to your kids to talk to them about Stephen Chow.
Sorry about how sad your life must be if you are not familiar with the oeuvre of Stephen Chow
These don’t even convey how shockingly beautiful this movie was. Yes, it’s a kung fu comedy, the way Discworld is a fantasy parody, the way Ulysses was a rewrite of the Odyssey, the way Princess Mononoke is an environmentalist film, the way Dogme 95 is minimalist filmmaking, the way Murder Ballads was a bunch of murder ballads.
Was better before I clicked through, when I assumed this was at the point where the bass dropped.
Saturday, July 19, 2014
My friends Grayson and Tina counterprotest the anti-choice people in Raleigh every Saturday. Here, the antichoice people have assembled in prayer to, as they are reported to have put it, “pray for Grayson’s wife.”
/signed wrt crystal pepsi
trying to figure out someone else’s shower
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