16th April 2014

Quote reblogged from T.X. Watson's Tumblr Thing with 220,323 notes

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

Source: cachaemic

16th April 2014

Post reblogged from Apparently Fish Need Bicycles. with 69,031 notes

stagekatz:

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

I literally think of this post every time I have to use a drop down list to find the USA.

Just type “united states” after you click the drop down.  It works 80% of the time regardless of how they’re sorted.

Source: gayerthanjew

16th April 2014

Chat

This conversations keeps happening

  • Me: <comment relating to race and/or sex>
  • Woman PoC friend, joking: Oh, Nick, you're *so* racist and sexist!
  • White male friend: OMG HOW IS THAT RACIST OR SEXIST NICK IS LIKE THE LEAST RACIST SEXIST WHITE GUY I KNOW!
  • Me: Dude, calm yo tits.

16th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Clients From Hell with 498 notes

clientsfromhell:

Anyone have a source for this one? It was submitted without context.

I wonder how many people give instructions like this just so they can complain later and argue down the price.

clientsfromhell:

Anyone have a source for this one? It was submitted without context.

I wonder how many people give instructions like this just so they can complain later and argue down the price.

15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from CRACKED.com with 1,518 notes

cracked:

furyoffirestorm:

dashingyounghero:

cracked:

And god forbid you want to see those genius gay characters smooch.

6 Insane Stereotypes That You Still See in Every Movie

cracked after hours is honestly one of my favorite things

Also, Michael Swaim is yummy, especially when he rocks a beard.

If you like After Hours too, why not vote for us for a Webby?

You guys are (rightfully) completely kicking ass on this.

15th April 2014

Post reblogged from I Can't Remember Your Name with 238,122 notes

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

image

my hand slipped

Would watch.

Source: discontentramblings

15th April 2014

Post reblogged from Under the Knife with 451 notes

taliaedits:

cadburycreamcoolator:

quick tip to students and writers everywhere:

openoffice.org has a free downloadable writing suite for mac and pc with its own versions of word and powerpoint and excel and they use pretty much any file type so all your documents can go between mac and pc and various software with no problem at all and as someone who spent $150 on Microsoft Office for Mac, i wish i had known about this before because it is soooooo much better

I’m currently downloading this. I’m kind of ashamed that I haven’t heard of it before, but I’m pre-recommending it and hopefully I won’t reblog this again being all “BOO! NEVER USE THIS!”

It’s worth noting that obviously a lot of professors/teachers might not know about openoffice and whatever anti-plagiarism software your school uses might not accept openoffice documents so be sure you check with your professors/teachers before using it!

OpenOffice (and the forked LibreOffice, which blah blah open source politics don’t worry about it) are both capable of saving in Word/Excel/etc. formats if you don’t use the default save. So they’re completely interoperable.

Source: cadburycreamcoolator

15th April 2014

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All men must serve?!?!!!  MOAR MISANDRY

All men must serve?!?!!!  MOAR MISANDRY

15th April 2014

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Game of Thrones misandry

Game of Thrones misandry

Tagged: misandry

15th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Tangle's Blog with 29,266 notes

lalondes:

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS.
Scarleteen is a vital queer and trans positive sexual health resource. Their staff do an amazing job of creating really comprehensive and helpful articles on literally every sexual topic you can imagine. They also provide live chats, advice columns, moderated discussion forums, and SMS-based peer support. This site has helped me on countless occasions, and I refer at-risk queer and trans kids to this site every single day.
Scarleteen is invaluable.
And Scarleteen needs your help.
During their annual donation drive this year, the site was only able to raise $1,500. Only fifty people out of Scarleteen’s 350,000 unique monthly visitors contributed to the fundraising drive.
This means that unless Scarleteen sees a stable, sustained, 50% increase in donations, the site will essentially be forced to go dark on May 1. No more new content, no more advice columns, no more forums, no more live chat, no more SMS support. 
This is devastating.
If Scarleteen goes dark, millions of young people, vulnerable queer and trans teens among them, will lose access to essential, fundamental sexual health resources. We cannot let this happen.
Please, please, please donate to Scarleteen. Consider making a recurring monthly contribution if you feel that this is within your means. Even $5 or $10 a month will go a long way to helping this very, very deserving organization.
And whether or not you’re able to donate at this time, please signal boost this and spread the word. Scarleteen does incredible, very necessary work, and they need our help.

I donated but I can&#8217;t remember if I reblogged this.

lalondes:

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS.

Scarleteen is a vital queer and trans positive sexual health resource. Their staff do an amazing job of creating really comprehensive and helpful articles on literally every sexual topic you can imagine. They also provide live chats, advice columns, moderated discussion forums, and SMS-based peer support. This site has helped me on countless occasions, and I refer at-risk queer and trans kids to this site every single day.

Scarleteen is invaluable.

And Scarleteen needs your help.

During their annual donation drive this year, the site was only able to raise $1,500. Only fifty people out of Scarleteen’s 350,000 unique monthly visitors contributed to the fundraising drive.

This means that unless Scarleteen sees a stable, sustained, 50% increase in donations, the site will essentially be forced to go dark on May 1. No more new content, no more advice columns, no more forums, no more live chat, no more SMS support. 

This is devastating.

If Scarleteen goes dark, millions of young people, vulnerable queer and trans teens among them, will lose access to essential, fundamental sexual health resources. We cannot let this happen.

Please, please, please donate to Scarleteen. Consider making a recurring monthly contribution if you feel that this is within your means. Even $5 or $10 a month will go a long way to helping this very, very deserving organization.

And whether or not you’re able to donate at this time, please signal boost this and spread the word. Scarleteen does incredible, very necessary work, and they need our help.

I donated but I can’t remember if I reblogged this.

Source: lalondes