23rd July 2014

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sublimesublemon:

stayinbedgrowyrhair:

6:20 p.m. A girl who looks to be about four years old walks into the dining room wearing bright orange lipstick, and the hostess gives her crayons. She is my only rival for command of this TGI Friday’s.”

This whole article made me laugh, but this line made me absolutely howl:

Life is a like a box of of mozzarella sticks. You never know what you’re gonna get, but you can predict with 100 percent accuracy that it will be a mozzarella stick.

"It’s the ghost"

I am the ghost.

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22nd July 2014

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derples:

coelasquid:

derples:

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I KEEP GETTING THIS MAYBE I SHOULD WATCH GAME OF THRONES

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No idea who you are, came here to see this.

22nd July 2014

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nonbinaryanders:

strangesadday:

define-werewolf:

things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

  • the great gatsby
  • romeo & juliet
  • the phantom of the opera
  • snape

LOLITA

  • 500 Days of Summer
  • High Fidelity
  • When Harry Met Sally
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Source: define-werewolf

22nd July 2014

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dammitphyllis:

big elbow ski

Harold and Maiden was excellent if a little dark

dammitphyllis:

big elbow ski

Harold and Maiden was excellent if a little dark

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22nd July 2014

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Algebra exam prep.

Algebra exam prep.

22nd July 2014

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Someone posted a threesome story to /r/thatHappened and I’m being downvoted by sexless nerds for pointing out that threesomes happen all the time.

22nd July 2014

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benito-cereno:

franzferdinand2:

toki-yo-tomare:

barbeauxbot:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

was this movie even real

this movie is called Kung Fu Hustle and you owe it to yourself to watch it

Parents, you owe it to your kids to talk to them about Stephen Chow.

Sorry about how sad your life must be if you are not familiar with the oeuvre of Stephen Chow

These don’t even convey how shockingly beautiful this movie was. Yes, it’s a kung fu comedy, the way Discworld is a fantasy parody, the way Ulysses was a rewrite of the Odyssey, the way Princess Mononoke is an environmentalist film, the way Dogme 95 is minimalist filmmaking, the way Murder Ballads was a bunch of murder ballads.

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22nd July 2014

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pleatedjeans:

thetomska:

swagger

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Was better before I clicked through, when I assumed this was at the point where the bass dropped.

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22nd July 2014

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johndarnielle:

saturdaychores:

Saturday, July 19, 2014

My friends Grayson and Tina counterprotest the anti-choice people in Raleigh every Saturday. Here, the antichoice people have assembled in prayer to, as they are reported to have put it, “pray for Grayson’s wife.”

/signed wrt crystal pepsi

johndarnielle:

saturdaychores:

Saturday, July 19, 2014

My friends Grayson and Tina counterprotest the anti-choice people in Raleigh every Saturday. Here, the antichoice people have assembled in prayer to, as they are reported to have put it, “pray for Grayson’s wife.”

/signed wrt crystal pepsi

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22nd July 2014

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starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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